Divine right of Kings

My wife suggests that we should return to the Divine Right of Kings. The Queen has more experience of politics than all the Party Leaders put together, commands worldwide respect, and could hardly make a bigger balls up [Sorry for your Labour leadership ambitions Ed] than our elected leaders over the last 30yrs. And think of the shed loads of money we would save without both Houses of Parliament to pay for.

Modern politics upended

Can't believe it's so long since I put anything on here.

Gordondum and Daviddee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Gordondum said Daviddee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Just then flew down a smiling Clegg
All bright & shiny yellow;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.'

And then did the only thing they have ever agreed on: joining forces to
crush the Clegg. Don't let it happen VOTE LIB DEM

[with apologies & acknowledgments to Lewis Carroll]