Can't believe it's so long since I put anything on here.
Gordondum and Daviddee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Gordondum said Daviddee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a smiling Clegg
All bright & shiny yellow;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.'
And then did the only thing they have ever agreed on: joining forces to
crush the Clegg. Don't let it happen VOTE LIB DEM
[with apologies & acknowledgments to Lewis Carroll]